Man yall got me over here doing this during my work conference in Dallas. Well here's the deal, I'm a tad drunk and my fantasy season is officially over, so my motivation for 2025 (specifically 2025) is at an all time low. Yall are lucky I'm even still uploading the God forsaken data to the website to keep it live. When I die, one of you little fuckers better give a tear-jerker of a speech for me.

But don't worry, my motivation for 2026 is high, and rum-filled inspiration has the cogs turning like a well-oiled windmill. Here's what I'm thinking. Podcast. That's right, a podcast by me, Jake, for you all, my plump pumpkins, where I do basically this (give recaps and humor to brighten your weeks) but with a twist of personal tone and touch. We could have guest spots, each of you joins for a week and we talk life, football, and whatever else is hot. I'm excited about it, yall don't have to be.

Recaps

Fellas I cannot handle this this week. You may submit your greviences into the group chat right next to all the RULES RECOMMENDATIONS YOU SENT LAST WEEK AFTER I ASKED YOU TOO.

Why do I do this to myself every year.

Power Couples

Its down to Collin-Garrett and Austin-JL. And that coupling plays each other this weekend, the H2H record currently at 3-3. An Austin-JL sweep this weekend could completely swing the standings, but if Collin and Garrett can even split the series, they clinch the title.